I have been ze tagged by
So I must tell 8 things about me. It's always hard to find stuff to say about yourself, because sometimes you aren't what you think you are.
We all have an image of ourselves which is sometimes askew of what we show others.
I might think I'm a pretty fuckin' tough guy but if all I ever did is runaway how can people think I'm really a strong person? Maybe running away was even the best chance, and maybe I am actually a tough guy, but if I never showed it who will know me by that?
Well subjectiveness aside, I'll just try my best to say the damned 8 things and get this circus over with:
1) Penis measure is... OK, maybe instead of that I'll just say I think I'm a good guy. I'm really a goody good guy, I usually am incapable of hating someone, and annoyingly will try to do things 'by the book'. Which brings us to number...
2) I'm a really boring guy. Most people will say this is wrong and that I'm a freakin' walking party and that they haven't ever seen me in a bad mood. Well, that's because of number...
3) I hide my feelings pretty well, you could call me an atomic bomb, I just keep charging it up inside until someday I explode. I haven't really exploded ever, although I have let off some steam once or twice in my whole life.
It's going to be hard finding 8 things to write about, I'm really an uninteresting person. Hmm...
4) I'm an uninteresting person. I don't know if this overlaps n.2 but I really am. The shallowest of them all. What you see is literally what you get.
By the way I'm not gonna tell my penis size, so if you're reading just to get that info, you can stop now.
5) I'm really hairy, I think I missed the train to evolution or something, 'cause my body is all full of hair. It's disgusting I tell ya. Once I went to the zoo and they thought I was an escaped, anorectic, bald gorilla. (Tis kinda implies I was running around in the zoo naked)
6) Before I was born they thought I was a mioma (it's a kind of tumor). The doctors still make tests to be sure if I'm not a really big tumor after all.
7) I almost died from cardiac arrest when I was about 2 years old. I always hear stories of how my lips were purple and everyone thought I was going to die. (Yeah, a bit unlucky for all of you, I lived!)
7 is also the number of my favorite Final Fantasy. :]
8) I have a threefold scar on my head from 3 different times when I broke my head. I'm a guy with lots of aim I always broke my head in the same exact place.
For the curious:
1st time: I was still a baby and my mother was changing my diaper, seeing I was a ninja baby, i would have none of it, and decided to roll of the bead. Floor - 1, me - 0
2nd time: I launched myself from the stairs riding my tricycle, ended up with my head meeting the nice wall at the end of it (it was actually nice to be the wall and not the tricycles metal tube)
3rd time: I was running in the house, because my mother called me to have a snack, I slipped on a rug and flew over to the fridge, head first of course.
9 (bonus) ) I date this really
beautiful girl, she won't tell my penis' measure either.
Well that's it. I've done it, now I won't have ~
lunawinter bugging me anymore (at least not because of this).
P.S.: Yeah I always break chain mails and tags so I won't leave anyone to be tagged
